Post by nubrider on Jan 17, 2010 16:20:09 GMT
pretty much post the shit your family sends you in your emails...
First off along but good one
Stella Awards
It's time again for the annual 'Stella
Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after
81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully
sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember,
she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was
driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's
right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the
U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your
head scratcher handy.
Here are the Stellas for the past
year:
* SEVENTH PLACE *
Kathleen Robertson of Austin , Texas was
awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a
toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were
understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running
toddler was her own son.
Start scratching!
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California
won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a
Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of
the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's
hubcaps.
Scratch some more...
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania ,
who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage.
Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he
could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house
because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled
it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of
Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company
claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company
must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of
anguish. Keep scratching. There are more...
Double head scratching after this
one..
* FOURTH PLACE *
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock , Arkansas ,
garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical
expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle -
even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did
not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have
been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the
fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet
gun.
Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a
bald spot..
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania
because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she
slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft
drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds
earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for
their own actions?
Only two more so ease up on the
scratching....
*SECOND PLACE*
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the
owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window
to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was
trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover
charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000.....oh, yeah, plus
dental expenses. Go figure.
Ok. Here we go!!
* FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award
winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased new
32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game,
having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly
left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a
sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and
overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting
in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while
the cruise control was set.. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting
down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago
actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs.
Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
Are we, as a society, getting more
stupid.... ?
First off along but good one
Stella Awards
It's time again for the annual 'Stella
Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after
81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully
sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember,
she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was
driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's
right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the
U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your
head scratcher handy.
Here are the Stellas for the past
year:
* SEVENTH PLACE *
Kathleen Robertson of Austin , Texas was
awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a
toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were
understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running
toddler was her own son.
Start scratching!
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California
won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a
Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of
the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's
hubcaps.
Scratch some more...
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania ,
who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage.
Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he
could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house
because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled
it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of
Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company
claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company
must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of
anguish. Keep scratching. There are more...
Double head scratching after this
one..
* FOURTH PLACE *
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock , Arkansas ,
garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical
expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle -
even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did
not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have
been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the
fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet
gun.
Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a
bald spot..
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster , Pennsylvania
because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she
slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft
drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds
earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for
their own actions?
Only two more so ease up on the
scratching....
*SECOND PLACE*
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware sued the
owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window
to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was
trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover
charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000.....oh, yeah, plus
dental expenses. Go figure.
Ok. Here we go!!
* FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award
winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased new
32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game,
having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly
left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a
sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and
overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting
in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while
the cruise control was set.. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting
down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago
actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs.
Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
Are we, as a society, getting more
stupid.... ?